NeoCritical (July 26, 2008 at 9:12 pm)

wait a second... you know the jokes on you right?

RLiebenstein1 (July 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm)

Thanks to the Onion for supporting our Videos. Thanks guys. 9/11 was an inside job!Youtube search our new videos and feel free to leave comments. Thanks!:FLIGHT 93 SHOCKING TRUTH!ROCKEFELLER EVIL

19PancakesOnMyDick (July 26, 2008 at 6:34 pm)

Eleven earlier today.I hope to have more by 5:00 pm.I have to be careful not to push the envelope when putting pancakes on my dick, because if they look broken or "slide" off,the judges won't count them. Note to self: Experiment with syrups and exotic toppings,like gummy bears or m&m's.Also clean off the dogs forehead.

greyhairedmagi (July 26, 2008 at 6:14 pm)

you think? duh!

cru3linside (July 26, 2008 at 3:15 pm)

they are all actors.. its the onion news network - a fake-news-platform built up for the webwhat do you expect?omg grow up

3xBeam (July 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm)

"Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?" lol

NYCRailRevolution (July 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm)

"McCain is making a come-back in swing states". I bet he is. A big Diebold/ES&S come-back. Everyone knows the Republicans have sold out their brand. McCaput. The media is trying to prepare us to not be shocked when McCain wins 51/49 in the swing states due to the vote swapping software scam. If they steal this next election rifles are coming out. The resistance is real. If you plan to steal our elections you had best arm yourselves.

911insidejob81 (July 26, 2008 at 12:20 pm)

Why real "terrorists" ( USA elite, CIA) wanted 9/11 terroracts?* to round constitutional rights with antiterrorist laws ( Homeland security, Patriot act, Real id)*invade Iraq for oil *invade Afganistan for oil and pipelines * big corporation interests in gun trade and chaos in Iraq and Afganistan.* turn USA in police state ( laws controlling "terrorists")terrorist in their thoughts are free US citizens Real id coming to us!search youtube for "Real ID" and "Fema concentration camps"

911insidejob81 (July 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm)

wtc7 collapsed in 11.september at 5:20 pm. It looked like controlled demolition!And it was!!!!If it was controlled demolition than they knew about 9/11 before it took place.It takes days to plan and prepare for controlled demolition. ( not 8 hours)

911insidejob81 (July 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm)

9/11 was an inside jobCriminal Elements within the US Governmentstaged a "False Flag" Terror Attack on its owncitizens,in order to manipulate publicperception into supporting its agenda.WTC7 collapse was controlled demolition!911 was an Inside Job .please watch "9/11 coincidences part 7"