Jack5371 (July 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm)

when chuck norris does a push up, he doesn't push up..........he pushes the world down

dcfcdannyboy92 (July 14, 2008 at 9:26 am)

someone once said that chuck norris didnt have the best roundhouse kick...that has gone down in history as the worst mistake ever made.

JacquesZupp (July 9, 2008 at 1:54 pm)

Chuck norris is 'ORANGUMAN' A half man half orangutan hybrid. one of his half brothers was clyde the orangutan from the clint eastwood films it was him that gave Chuck the hollywood contacts. This is a true story.

Louie2994 (July 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm)

chuck norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he never cries

PocketRocket71 (July 1, 2008 at 7:04 pm)

seriously thats so fucked up and then they like what the fuck happend? when some1 smashes their fucking head

BryanRocksECW (July 1, 2008 at 3:25 pm)

if you have £5 and chuck norris has £5, chuck norris still has more money than you ;)

Arlind86 (June 25, 2008 at 5:43 am)

I'd like to see this guy try a wheelie on a zx7r

jeenyus720 (June 24, 2008 at 10:00 pm)

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Towlieee (June 20, 2008 at 4:28 am)

yeaaahteach people how to do highspeed wheelies, thats the waysince no one gets hurt at high speeds...Keep it in 1st gear, in a parking lot, at under 15mph! For fucks sake, why does everyone always want to ride 50mph wheelies before they even know what the fuck is going on?

jeenyus720 (June 14, 2008 at 11:08 pm)

he says throttle funny